Selten so gelacht

Heute habe ich folgende Mail erhalten:

My Dearest Beloved in Christ,

I don't really know who you are, but peace is unto you as you read
This letter. My Instinct tells me that I can trust you by my
Proposition. I got your contact through Internet directory and My Instinct
directed me to send this money to you.

I am a widow and a devoted Christian, my name is Mrs. Patricia Mercer from
UNITE STATES OF AMERICA, since my husband died, I have been suffering from
arthritics and lately doctors have diagnosed me with terminal cancer,
which left me with approximately twelve months to live. I am currently on
wheelchair and being looked after by a nurse and some of my late husbands
relatives in turns.
Before my husband died, he left some money to the tone of $5.6m United
State Dollars (Five million, Six hundred thousand dollars) and he made me
promised him that it should be used for humanitarian work, because we
have no children and he don't want his brothers to lay hand on it,

Since they don't believe in God, they have a different vision.
This money is currently in a vault with a bank, if you will
Promise me that you will use this money to achieve the wish of my
Husband and I, then I will instruct the bank to release the content of the
vault in your name.
You are also requested to send the below infoamtion
Your Full Name, your contact address your occupation, age and phone number,

God bless you as you walk in the light and glory. You can reach me
Though my private email: mrspatriciamercer1@av.tc

And also send me your Full name and phone number.

Yours in Vineyard,
Mrs.Patricia Mercer.

Mist. Wäre ich nicht Atheist, wäre ich jetzt reich.
Sowas ärgerliches aber auch. :-DDDDD